biacomcafe:

theravenandthesun:

HAHAHAHAHA!

If this were a real thing, I would be doing it right now.

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Huh, that seems like a very useful tutorial. But… Does it work with women? It would be really useful for crossplaying.

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Let’s give it a try. Fortunately, I have some spare “Man Soap” with me.

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I can’t wait a full minute-!! It tingles too much-!

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Huh… A nice stubble. That’s what I get for cleaning too soon…

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But I can always try adding a package FULL OF BACON~! I wonder if that will have any effects really…

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HOLY MOTHER OF ODIN-

(Source: serski)

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thisworldofdoubt:

With mercurial smile, and incurable style, she was only a dream…

How’s that, you didn’t know a thing about, making love to the kind of girl you read about!?

He said, “I’m bound to be broken. My daddy bet, that I’d amount to nothing!” He won’t let anybody show him anything…

He was a troubled child, had been down for a while, always kept to himself.

No she couldn’t defend; he only wanted a friend, now he’s made something else!


It’s so sad, no one saw it coming.

The paper said he hit the ground running!

Oh, yeah, I know I’m not broken! A little cracked, but still I’m not broken!

I want to laugh, but I think that I’m choking on reality….

When the world is turning for you…