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Damn it Sampson!
Stay off my computer charger! I needs the battery life so I can go a-tumbling at the plasma center!
bacon-beer-and-boobs asked
WOW!! A tumblr dating site in my pants has seen your picture and want to do naughty things to your face!!
It makes me happy to think that some people see my face as a playground…
…To be naughty!
Anonymous asked
WOW @ tumblrdatinggame(.)com WTF is this.. my little brother's roommate is on this and I think I saw you too lol
I will not hesitate to fuck you right in the mouth if you keep spamming me! Everytime I see a little number 1 on my mail button I gets so excited only to see a message from you.
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Jamity Suicide
Oh Good Morning! That would go great with my coffee.
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I wish I had the time and money to do arts on a scale like this.
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